if you dont annoy me congratulations because 98% of people annoy me

(via mariannagomez)

potter-merlin:

longnightsandterriblefights:

siriuslysalvatore:

are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head

when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book

And then if that book gets turned into a movie, they will pronounce the characters name and you just sit there in the cinemas like the fuck just happened to me

(via alecxinwonderland)

swaetshrit:

my hobbies include sleeping and feeling like i’ve never slept

(Source: deadshirtt, via alecxinwonderland)

cybercum:

if a number is not divisible by 5 or 2 i get very uncomfortable

(via alecxinwonderland)